The Story of How Sam
and Foley Found True Love, as told
to Matthew
Let's see, how did we actually meet...?
"So how should I start this, Foley? How
about: 'It was a dark and stormy night...'?"
It was a dark and
stormy night, come to think of it...
The party @ Martina's
I met him at a party of Martina's. I had
heard a lot about Foley, but not actually met him. Martina
said, "You'd be perfect for him".
Martina, as you know,
has always been somewhat of a matchmaker. She had mentioned that
Sam existed, and that I might be interested...
So I was interested in meeting him, but
when I actually did....
Now, there are a lot
of things I'm not good at - basketball, fantasy sports, writing
my own 'how we met' story - but I do have the skill of Figuring
Out When People Don't Like Me. And Sam didn't, not one bit.
I thought he was basically a total waste
of space.
I thought, oh well,
I've got other fish to fry. Or is it 'there's more fish in the sea'?
He was arrogant, he had this attitude, I
was just, "That's enough for me, thank you very much!"
Anyhow, I kept my
distance - which seemed to suit her fine. I did think she was a
nice and good-looking girl, though, and somewhere the thought of
'maybe one day' was floating around in my head.
A year or 2 later....
I'm living with Charmian
who is allergic to just about everything. And I'm trying to find
a shampoo to use that doesn't trigger her allergies. I had gone
through probably thirty different shampoos when I finally found
one, which happened to be an Aveda product.
I arrive at Martina's
- yes, another party of hers - of course I haven't seen Sam since
the last time, ages ago, but I do remember her not liking me very
much.
Around that same time I was at another of
Martina's parties. I was having a conversation with my friend Dana
and we ended up talking about Aveda, when Foley somehow joined in
-
She's there. I overhear
a conversation between her and my friend Dana, about - of all things
- Aveda hair care products.
At this point in his life, you have to realize,
Foley loved his hair -
I too used Aveda,
and so I joined in the conversation.
- anyway, we were talking, and he was very
different than the Foley I met the first time. I was thoroughly
impressed with him. Not just because of hair products....
I was being reasonably
charming, and so things went a little better this time.
I thought to myself, "This is not the same
guy!"
A little later
that evening...
I'll leave this next part for Foley. He
likes to tell it.
Sam and I got off
on the right foot, so naturally I invited her out to see my new
car. I had just bought a reasonably new Volkswagen a few days earlier,
and couldn't help showing it off to her. So we get out there and
I open the door for her, then go around to the drivers side. I sit
down in the car, and my rather large cell phone - it's in my back
pocket - makes a whole bunch of beeping sounds as I do so. Real
smooth. I take it out and chuck it in the glove compartment. Then
we go for a drive.
At the end of the evening, being the gentleman
that I am, I offer her a ride home. She accepts. When I drop her
off, we decide that we should see each other again and so we exchange
phone numbers.
Oh. And the next morning, I get a phone
call from my mother. The first thing she says to me, out of the
blue, is, "So who's the girl?" She tells me she had gotten a message
on her answering machine the night before, of me - sounding distant
- having a conversation with a girl.
Somehow, as I sat on the phone in the car
and threw it in the glove box, I also managed to dial my mother's
phone number!
Meanwhile...Studio 58, first year...
But then I was in school at Studio 58. It's
quite an intense theatre program, and they don't give you time for
much outside of school, so this wasn't very helpful in terms of
starting a relationship with anyone.
We saw each other
rarely, but we talked on the phone. We were both dating others.
Martina would keep me updated - 'she's going out with this guy from
school' or whoever, and I would think, 'Oh well, I guess this isn't
going to work".
I phoned her occasionally; she phoned back...usually
weeks later. This is while she's attending Studio 58, of course.
Most men would have been discouraged by this, but either there was
something I didn't get, or I was just really determined. I'm still
not sure which.
Time passes...
But then...as her
time at Studio was coming to a close, my 25th birthday was coming
up as well. I was planning an Extravaganza. And I invited Sam, but
didn't expect to see her.
Chameleon Club -- Foley's 25th B-Day
Party
Foley invited me but I was working on a
show at Studio at the time. So I said I'd come late. So it's about
12:30 or 1 am when we get there. I brought Cindy
and her friend Beth - I needed reinforcements - I wanted their opinion
of Foley.
Everyone was showing
up at the Chameleon at around 9 pm to avoid any long line-ups. Leif
and I, meanwhile, went to my then-bachelor apartment and proceeded
to drink an entire bottle of Wild Turkey Bourbon while talking until
10:30 - when we finally looked up at the clock. Now, the type of
alcohol we were drinking doesn't make you Sloppy and Drunk, but
more of a Smooth and Debonair drunk. So we get there, the line-up
is huge. But I don't stop, I just keep on walking , past everyone,
right through the door and into the club. Like I owned the place.
No one even tried to stop me. It was only later that I found out
that the only reason I got in is because, behind me, Leif had called
the head bouncer by name just before he grabbed me. Turns out he
and Leif were old high school buddies.
Inside: It seemed like a quarter of the
bar was there for my birthday party...
So we get there, and there's Foley: In His
Element. He's suave, smooth, talking to everyone.
Out of the corner
of my eye, I see Sam. She's wearing the loudest zebra-print jacket
I've ever seen.
He was quite charming that night
I laid it on thick
- flirted, danced, you name it.
...and I was quite happy being charmed."
By the end of the
night, I felt we had made a real connection.
At one point, I asked Cindy what he thought
of him and she said: "He's awfully slick, isn't he?" I had to admit,
yeah, he was.
Summer of love...
When she finished with Studio 58 a few weeks
later, she actually began returning my calls. We dated all summer.
We hung out a lot that summer. We didn't
date. We were just friends for the longest time - 5 months, at least.
I confided to Martina that I liked him. Apparently he said the same
thing to her about me. So, though we didn't know it, Martina kept
planning things to keep bringing us together.
One and a half years
later we moved in together. Three and a half years later, we're
getting married.
September 1st, 2002, was five years to the
day that he actually asked me to be his steady girlfriend.
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